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BubbleStress

Portfolio stress · ended winters, not a ticket

If this mix meets a winter

Competitors sell crash probabilities. This desk walks your weights through tapes that already ended — 2000, 2008, 2020, 2022 — at the valuation room we are in. 60/40 is a photograph, not a law. 2022 broke it. A peak is not called.

Live room · crowding and mix

The starting photograph

US equity + credit 60% of the mix. The valuation room rhymes nearest 2022. Ended winters, not a forecast. A peak is not called.

Crowding

57

Ordinary

Shiller CAPE

30.8

PE10

Buffett

230%

market / GDP

Bubble sleeve

60%

ballast 40%

Rhyme

2022

CAPE · Buffett · household

Tech / S&P

0.23

XLK ÷ SPY

Weights · leftover is cash

The mix

Four photographs · this mix

Scenario cards

Rhyme is the nearest valuation room. 2000, 2008, and 2022 are the winters competitors put on a ticket. vs 100% equity is trough minus the overlay trough — positive means the mix held up. Bounce is from the mix trough, not from the high. A peak is not called.

distance 0.22

Rhyme · 2022

-23.6%

month 8

vs equity
+0.5%
bounce 12m
+7.2%
+3y
+4.9%
recover
m30

Nearest valuation room, not identity.

Nasdaq winter

2000–02

-45.6%

month 31

vs equity
+30.4%
bounce 12m
—
+3y
-44.5%
recover
—

2000 overlay is Nasdaq.

Bonds paid

2007–09

-27.1%

month 17

vs equity
+29.7%
bounce 12m
+15.6%
+3y
-10.7%
recover
—

2008 is the photograph where long bonds paid.

Stocks and bonds

2022

-23.6%

month 8

vs equity
+0.5%
bounce 12m
+7.2%
+3y
+4.9%
recover
m30

2022 is the photograph where they fell together.

Same winters · every preset

Preset comparison

60/40 is the old hedge photograph. 2022 is why it is not a law. All-weather and barbell are ballast cousins. Nasdaq-heavy is the concentration cousin. vs Eq is the mix trough minus 100% equity.

Preset2022vs Eq2008vs Eq2000+3y 2022Bounce 12m
The overlay-20.6%+3.5%-56.8%0.0%-76.0%+33.8%+19.7%
mixThe old hedge-23.6%+0.5%-27.1%+29.7%-45.6%+4.9%+7.2%
Still equity-22.1%+2.0%-41.9%+14.9%-60.8%+19.3%+13.6%
QQQ + S&P-24.7%-0.6%-17.0%+39.8%-76.0%+40.8%+29.5%
Stocks · bonds · gold-20.1%+4.0%-19.7%+37.1%-38.0%+16.7%+8.8%
S&P + gold-15.1%+9.0%-27.3%+29.5%-45.6%+42.9%+16.1%
30 / 40 / 15 / 15-18.5%+5.6%-11.3%+45.5%-22.8%+3.3%+0.6%
50 / 20 / 15 / 15-21.2%+2.9%-22.3%+34.5%-38.0%+15.8%+10.7%
S&P · QQQ · BTC-27.2%-3.1%-22.7%+34.1%-53.2%+52.7%+24.7%

Reverse stress · 2022 trough above −20%: Barbell · All-weather-ish. Photograph of who held the rate-shock winter, not a product.

Sleeve print at the overlay trough · what paid

Hedge attribution

Each sleeve’s return from the known high, at the month the equity overlay was worst. 2022 is why long bonds were not a hedge. 2008 is why they were. Gold is the 1973 cousin. Missing sleeves are a gap, not cash here — this table is the sleeve, not the mix.

S&P vs TLT, 2022

0.58

18-month Pearson

S&P vs TLT, 2008

-0.40

18-month Pearson

Ulcer, 2022 mix

12.4

rms drawdown from peak

Sleeve2000 trough2008 trough2022 trough
S&P-76.0%-56.8%-14.2%
Nasdaq 100-76.0%—-23.4%
Russell——-8.9%
Emerging——-30.0%
High yield——-13.3%
Long bonds—+17.5%-32.5%
Gold—+17.0%-8.6%
Bitcoin——-50.7%

Known highs · mix path from 100

The winters

Indexed to 100 at the known high. Trough is the low of the mix, not of the S&P. 2000 overlay is Nasdaq. TLT is absent before 2002. Bitcoin is absent before 2014.

2022 trough

-23.6%

stocks and bonds

2008 trough

-27.1%

housing clock

2000 trough

-45.6%

Nasdaq winter

vs 100% equity, 2022

+0.5%

trough minus overlay

Bounce +12m, 2022

+7.2%

from the mix trough

On $100k, 2022

$76,400

month 8

  • 1929
  • 1973–74
  • 1987
  • 2000–02
  • 2007–09
  • 2020
  • 2022
WinterTroughMonthvs Eq+3m+1y+3yBounce 3mBounce 12mUnderwaterUlcerRecover$100k lowGap
19291929-09-51.7%34+34.4%-19.1%-19.8%-43.3%——36m32.8—$48,30040%
1973–741973-01-28.8%21+19.2%-5.3%-10.5%-14.5%+5.9%+16.6%36m15.4—$71,20040%
19871987-08-17.2%3+11.4%-17.2%-14.2%+2.6%+5.1%+5.8%22m8.9m23$82,80040%
2000–022000-03-45.6%31+30.4%-13.9%-35.6%-44.5%+5.2%—36m34.8—$54,40040%
2007–092007-10-27.1%17+29.7%-3.8%-21.0%-10.7%+6.2%+15.6%35m15.2—$72,900—
20202020-02-15.0%1+14.2%-5.2%+6.2%+4.3%+14.7%+22.7%4m6.1m5$85,000—
20222022-01-23.6%8+0.5%-11.5%-15.7%+4.9%+3.4%+7.2%29m12.4m30$76,400—

CAPE · Buffett · household at the known high

The valuation room

Distance is the root-mean-square gap vs now, as a fraction of the winter's own print. Nearest is a rhyme, not identity. Our CAPE is the datasets PE10 cousin and can sit below Shiller's live print.

RoomCAPEBuffettHouseholdDistance
Now30.8230%48.2%—
19291929-09————
1973–741973-0118.7—23.7%0.87
19871987-0818.3—15.3%1.60
2000–022000-0343.2136%38.7%0.46
2007–092007-1027.3102%31.5%0.80
20202020-0230.7119%29.2%0.66
20222022-01nearest36.9181%39.7%0.22

Shiller PE10 bins · overlapping monthly medians

What the S&P did after this CAPE room

Hussman and GuruFocus publish 10-year expected returns from CAPE. This desk shows subsequent S&P after those bins. Overlapping months, not independent observations. Not a ticket.

Subsequent S&P after CAPE bins

Overlapping monthly medians, not independent observations. Hussman and GuruFocus publish 10-year expected returns from this room. This is the photograph of what the S&P did after those rooms, not a ticket. Current bin 30–35.

CAPEn+1y+3y ann.+10y ann.Max 3y DDDown 1y
< 16807+9.7%+7.3%+7.5%-11.4%33%
16–20397+4.5%+2.7%+4.0%-14.4%42%
20–25261+6.8%+6.7%+4.3%-15.4%32%
25–30145+9.5%+8.9%+6.4%-8.5%26%
30–35now56+7.9%+10.4%+6.0%-9.4%30%
35+47-6.0%-4.1%-1.7%-20.3%55%

Portfolio Visualizer Monte Carlo cousin · ended winters only

Sequence of returns

Sequence of ended winters, not a Monte Carlo. The order is the photograph. A peak is not called.

Stacked trough

-62.1%

2000–02 → 2007–09 → 2022

Month of low

80

across winters

End of stack

-48.0%

still from 100

On $100k

$37,900

low of the sequence

3 winters stacked. Each winter starts from the wealth the last one left.

Portfolio Visualizer tactical cousin · 10-month SMA of the overlay

10-month SMA timing

In the overlay when last month closed above its 10-month average; otherwise only ballast. First ten months stay in so the average can form. Photograph of a rule, not a product.

WinterHold trough10mma troughvs holdTime in
1929-51.7%-20.2%+31.5%3%
1973–74-28.8%-7.8%+21.0%35%
1987-17.2%-18.1%-0.9%81%
2000–02-45.6%-23.5%+22.1%13%
2007–09-27.1%-10.4%+16.7%42%
2020-15.0%-15.0%0.0%100%
2022-23.6%-22.8%+0.8%65%

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